Showing posts with label half-baked ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label half-baked ideas. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

The Metaphorical Plane


 "The metaphorical plane?"

"No, the Metaphorical Plane. It's . . . hard to explain."

"Try me, Dr. Amber."

"Okay, you know those 'just-so' stories for kids? Like how the seasons are caused by war between the fire and the water elementals? Even though we know that they are caused by the axial tilt of Earth as it goes around the sun?"

I nod. Dr. Emile D'Amberville was the foremost authority in quasiplanar metaphysics at the University of Orlaine, and I wasn't about to disagree with anything he said. 

"Well, it turns out those children's stories are also true. It's easier to describe using arcane math, but the axial tilt and the elemental war both cause the seasons!"

"You mean the axial tilt determines the tide of the war? Or does the war of the elementals cause the globe to tilt?"

"Yes." I must have looked confused, because he continued on, "That is, while it's natural to think one phenomenon must be more basic than the other, both actually have the same explanatory power as the other. Neither is prior to the other."

"Does that imply that the world is actually flat?"

"In a sense. It is definitely a sphere, but it is equally definitely a flat plane floating above the elemental chaos. This is all derivable from the Covellian equations, but Ferrier's work from just before the Second Demon War makes it clear. It's similar to how Faerie is an echo of what we call the Prime Material, but the Prime Material is also an echo of Faerie."

"So can we visit these locations, like we can visit Faerie?"

"It's difficult, but with the right sort of magic it's possible, similar to how some spells can transfer you to the plane of Fire."

"But didn't Fayon famously just walk into Hades, no magic required?"

"Well, I think you'll find that travel is its own sort of magic."

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Otto's Dance All Night Long

Most people know of the archmage Otto as the creator of the spell "Otto's Irresistable Dance," but the wizard was a dance maniac, and used to spend most of his time not adventuring at the local dance hall, cutting the rug to the latest tunes. To make sure he could keep going no matter what, he developed the following spell.


Dance All Night Long
3rd Level Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Self
Components: V S M (a small amount of white powder, inhaled)
Duration: Instantaneous
Classes: Wizard, Bard


Description: When you cast this spell, you get a burst of energy. All levels of exhaustion are removed. In addition, any spells, effects, or restraints, including non-magical manacles, that would cause the caster to be restrained or paralyzed are removed. (Note that the spell has a somatic component, so these restraints may affect the caster's ability to cast the spell in the first place!)

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Next Campaign Idea

So, it's a King David campaign! One of the characters has been anointed by Fayon to become the rightful king of, well, probably Wesnar. The current king isn't too happy about this, so the characters have to go into hiding, trying to raise support while dodging the figurative and literal arrows of King 'Saul'.  Of course, I should probably finishing the current campaign first...